My father, like many an Aussie bloke of his generation, had a particularly colourful turn of phrase. My behaviour today, I'm relatively sure, would have been described as being "all over the place like a mad woman's shit". Literally and figuratively, I'm afraid. My brain is slightly fried from coughing-induced sleep or oxygen deprivation. Possibly both. At the other end, things are just as unpleasant given days of prep known as the colonoscopy cleanse. And now I find that it is all for nought. It rather occurred to me that perhaps an anaesthetic when you can't breathe isn't that smart. The specialist confirmed my fears. So I will need to start again at some point in the future. Poo, bum, wee. Realising that my brain wasn't really working at its finest, I gave up and took the dogs to Roma Street Parkland. It was a pleasant distraction if nothing else.This is where I was going to take a photo a day in 2012 but forgot to stop. I also write something random to give you an insight into the craziness that is Susan's mind.
Monday, August 1, 2016
August 1. Day 214. Colourful language
My father, like many an Aussie bloke of his generation, had a particularly colourful turn of phrase. My behaviour today, I'm relatively sure, would have been described as being "all over the place like a mad woman's shit". Literally and figuratively, I'm afraid. My brain is slightly fried from coughing-induced sleep or oxygen deprivation. Possibly both. At the other end, things are just as unpleasant given days of prep known as the colonoscopy cleanse. And now I find that it is all for nought. It rather occurred to me that perhaps an anaesthetic when you can't breathe isn't that smart. The specialist confirmed my fears. So I will need to start again at some point in the future. Poo, bum, wee. Realising that my brain wasn't really working at its finest, I gave up and took the dogs to Roma Street Parkland. It was a pleasant distraction if nothing else.
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