This year
Susan
Survived her 17th year as an academic emerging
with a Vice Chancellors Excellence Award accompanied by a $6000 prize cheque to
show for it
Fooled no-one when she “protested” about having to carry
Rumple on their walks
Ate her weight in bacon and eggs as part of a new high
protein diet
Still hasn’t managed to lose the last five kilos
Said “Year12 will be the death of me” rather a lot
Charles
Survived two work trips to Sri Lanka emerging with memories
of Sri Lankan traffic and elephant rides to show for it
Fooled no-one when he “protested” about having to go to Sri
Lanka for work
Ate his weight in airline food during frequent work trips
Still hasn’t reached bridge grand master status
Said “ I’m flying to….Biloela, Rockhampton , Gladstone,
Sydney or Sri Lanka “ rather a lot
Oliver
Survived his high school years and emerged with a Senior
Certificate and an impressive OP of 6 to show for it
Fooled no-one when he “protested” about having to wear a
dress on stage for an ugly step sister role
Was able to tick off gaining one of only 15 places in a full
time acting course from his bucket list
Ate his weight in white chocolate cheese cake, the food
discovery for the year
Still hasn’t managed to convince a girl to go out with him
Said “do you know any attractive, young available women”
rather a lot
Rumple (and Winkle)
Survived a fight with a blue tongue lizard and emerged with
10 centimetres of lizard tail to show for itFooled no-one when “protesting” about the arrival of the puppy Winkle
Was able to tick off actually catching some creature you are chasing from his bucket list
Ate his weight in Schmackos
Still hasn’t managed to catch one of the chickens that live next door
Said “okay, the joke’s over you can send that fur ball back now” rather a lot
And of course the exercise more and lose weight resolution stays. This year, it might actually happen
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