Why does Rumple have such a liking for toilet paper?
Knowing Rumple will use toilet paper as his plaything at any opportunity, why is is still left within his reach?
Why does Rumple like to play "destroy the toilet paper" in the living areas of the house and not somewhere like Drama Teen's bedroom where it would be less noticeable because of the mess?
Why won't Drama Teen learn that there is no such thing as a floor-drobe?
Knowing that Rumple and Drama Teen will go on the occasional search and destroy missions, why would Charles decide to bring an international visitor to the house without any warning?
Why do I find it impossible to be annoyed with Rumple?
Finding world peace might be easier than finding answers to these questions. As Q&A host Tony Jones would say "you can take that as a comment".