February 26. Day 57. Diet is die with a T

I'm on a diet - again - still. Technically, I think I've been on a diet since I was 15 and lost hundreds of kilos. I'd hate to think how many I've put on in that time. Next to yo-yo dieter in the dictionary should be a time lapse video of my bum.
But right at the moment,  I'm in the weight reduction phase. Lite n Easy is delivering bundles of food to my door. I am eating the food and nothing but the food.
I'm sticking to it because the alternative at the moment is not very pretty. Nothing fits, everything is too hot and too hard. The trajectory is unattractive - like my bum. So diet it is. If you so much as see me sneaking a snack feel free to knock it out of my hand